ASK YOUR HUSBAND

Recently I've seen multiple posts on Facebook about asking your toddler a list of questions without any promoting. The answers are pretty hilarious, but since I don't have a toddler, I decided to ask my husband. His answers are just as funny.

1. What is something your wife always says to you?

"Stop." .... "Jacob!"

2. What makes your wife happy?

Her Photography. Facebook.

3. What makes your wife sad?

Sad things. Sad Movies.

4. How does your wife make you laugh?

Just being herself. 

5. What was your wife like as a child?

Crazy.

6. How old is your wife?

She's 21.

7. How tall is your wife?

5'4...5'5. 

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

Take pictures. Photography. Facebook.

9. What does your wife do when you're not around?

Facebook. 

10.If your wife becomes famous, what will it be for?

Photography.

11. What is your wife really good at?

Photography. Mowing lawns. Cooking. Cleaning. Being amazing. Making Love.

12. What is your wife not very good at?

I can't think of anything... Skateboarding.

13. What does your wife do for a job?

Construction. Slave labor. Photography.

14. What is your wife's favorite food?

Chicken Alfredo, or Chipotle.

15. What makes you proud of your wife?

Her. Everything she does.

16. If your wife were a character, who would she be?

Juno.

17.What do you and your wife do together?

Work. Eat. Sleep. Shopping.

18. How are you and your wife the same?

We're both human. We both have a pulse. We both love each other.

19. How are you and your wife different?

She's a girl, I'm a guy.

20. How do you know your wife loves you?

She hasn't killed me yet... She makes me lunch. She holds me. She kisses me. 

21. What does your wife like most about you?

*laughs* I don't know... That's a great questions. Not my money. My voice maybe.

22. Where is your wife's favorite place to go?

Chipotle and Plato's. And the pet store in the Mall.

He cracks me up!